Walking up to someone attractive.
"Hey you seem like the type that will break my heart because after this talk I would have given you my number and you’d call me two weeks later after days of wondering if I was legit or just a serial killer, we would go on a couple of dates and soon realize this thing is something that we should give in to and we’d officially become a couple after an amount of time and 6 months into our relationship we’d decide to move in with each other and few months after I’d have an epiphany that I loved you and we’d confess our love on one of our anniversaries and we’d get engaged, have 2 children and have great jobs but after a few years our work becomes more important and we only see each other right before we sleep and we don’t make love anymore so I’d realize we lost our flame so we’d argue and go to couple counseling but realize it just won’t work anymore so after a good 5-6 years of marriage we’d get a divorce and split the custody on our two children who blame themselves and need therapy for a few years in their mid twenties and I don’t want that, it seems like a bad twenty year plan.
So how about we make it easier and I’ll come over to yours and we just never see each other again after one night?”
I want a shirt that says, “You’re not essential.” With sunflowers on the edges of the sleeves.
Buy me books so I know it’s real.